Refuses to install a game because Reddit (correctly) told them it includes a rootkit "anticheat", meanwhile unknowingly playing other games which also install rootkits but never made Reddit headlines
Bases their decision to use Windows, for personal non-business matters, on the notion that Windows is commonly used in businesses.
Mental gymnastics to reconcile the belief that the driver model used in Windows is somehow sane.
Habitiually decrying Apple's subjugation of users "I would never use Apple because they try to lock you in." then proceeding to get locked in to Windows.
Taking the meme that it is "illegal" to personally install Mac OS on non-Apple hardware literally.
Claiming not to care at all about digital sovereignty and then later gets upset by some proprietary technology acting against their interests.
"Linux doesn't have games that anyone has ever heard of."
Incapable of conceptually differentiating between a console emulator and a game ROM.
Thinking that proprietary software is somehow more secure since only the author can see the source.
Complaining about having to phone up daddy Microsoft to ask permission to be allowed switch motherboards. If you hate it, why keep using Windows? "Yeah but I need all my games".