2020-07-19 update: commentary removed as I assume viewers will be able to figure out why these statements are dumb.
*Receiving assistance after asking how to download programs in a libre OS, looks expectantly (and with an attitude) in the Downloads directory for a Windows-style 'installer' "Well, where is it?"
"[I chose] Windows [because it] is what all businesses use."
*Grasps game controller in box store "I should get this for my Linux HTPC ...or maybe not because drivers."
*Habitiually decries Apple's subjugation of users "I would never use Apple because they try to lock you in." *proceeds to use Windows
"Bro, did you know it's illegal to install Mac OS [on non Apple computers]?"
"I don't care. Nope, I don't care at all [about digital sovereignty]" *proceeds to follow outrage news of yet another rootkit that installs alongside a large MOBA franchise which they happen to play
"Linux doesn't have games that anyone has ever heard of."
"I only wanted to use Linux when I thought I was going to try command line stuff." *didn't even know what terminal was when originally receiving assistance getting setup on a libre OS, at their request
*Incapable of differentiating between a console emulator and a game ROM